Someone has said that the membership of a club


is made up of four kinds of bones......


There are the WISHBONES, who spend their time


Wishing someone else would do the work


There are the JAWBONES, who do all the talking

But do very little of anything else.


Next come the KNUCKLEBONES, who knock everything


That everybody else tries to do


And finally, there are the BACKBONES,
who get under the load and do the work.


And then there are the Cheapskates.....

But that's another story! 


- The End.