Someone has said that the membership of a club

is made up of four kinds of bones......

There are the WISHBONES, who spend their time

Wishing someone else would do the work

There are the JAWBONES, who do all the talking

But do very little of anything else.

Next come the KNUCKLEBONES, who knock everything

That everybody else tries to do

And finally, there are the BACKBONES,
who get under the load and do the work.

And then there are the Cheapskates.....

But that's another story! 

- The End.